Happy Heraklesmas


Jesus is not the only birthday boy this week. There is another son of a virgin and a god born at this time.

Having a divine father and human mother was pretty routine in ancient mythology - Dionysus, Zoroaster, Perseus, Jason, Minos and Asclepius did, among others.

And Herakles, son of Zeus and the virgin Alcmene.

He was not just a strong man who performed Twelve Labours and became the star of a slightly daft TV series, he was worshipped around the Attic world as a saviour who died and rose again.

He was known to his followers as the Prince of Peace, the Sun of Righteousness, the Light of the World, the Shepherd. He was greeted each morning in his solar incarnation with the words 'He is risen'. (Gospel of Mark 16:6)

Herakles (aka Hercules in Roman mythology) was born at the Winter Solstice, sacrificed at the Spring Equinox, rose again and ascended into heaven to be with his divine father. The winter solstice was celebrated on December 25th in the Julian calendar, which was in use from 45BC.

When he was born, the jealous goddess Hera tried to kill him. When Jesus was born, the jealous king Herod tried to kill him. There is equal historical evidence for both events. None. Herod died in 4BC.

If any of this sounds familiar, it's because Tarsus was one of the centres of Herakles worship. It was also the home of St Paul, who appears to have been into recycling in a big way.

Here is a picture of the Son of God with his shirt off.

There are no surviving images of Jesus flexing his pecs for comparison. Herakles was quite a fan of sex too, with both men and women, which makes him a much hotter man-god. As far as I know, there have been no wars declared in the name of Herakles although both he and Jesus had dads who could be pretty grumpy and were a bit too fond of smiting.

I am now going to eat mince pies and have unholy thoughts about the Son of God. You know which one. Happy Heraklesmas.


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Anonymousity (not verified) on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 13:24

Interesting, I haven't heard this before.
But do you have any links which can back this up, since the mighty Wikipedia fails to coroborate your claims!

Thanks & Happy Heraklesmas

Tessera on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 19:19

Which bits do you want backed up? I got some of it from a reference book I've had for a while.

Anonymousity (not verified) on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 00:24

Mira que eres hereje...

Anonymousity (not verified) on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 00:30

I am having a quick look myself to try to verify:

Was Alcmene a virgin? - According to Wikipedia "Zeus made love to her after disguising himself as her husband, Amphitryon" which would put an end to her virginity!

He was known as the Prince of Peace? Sun of Righteousness? Light of the World? The Shepherd?

Can't find anything!

Tessera on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 10:46

Like most gods, versions vary. The sources are footnotes in a book that refer to various classical authors, archeologists and historians - I could chase them all down if you really want me to. But generally, the Herakles cult was big and it was followed bigtime in Tarsus.

Anonymousity (not verified) on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 11:32

"I could chase them all down if you really want me to"

I expect you've got better things to do!

Tessera on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 23:58

Well I am rather busy with mince pies at the moment.

Shame Martin resized the enormous pic of Sorbo with his shirt off.


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