Over the weekend, I had planned to meet up with someone new to my neck of the woods. They had emailed me a few months ago via another blog of mine to ask if I’d have any time to show them around a bit, maybe introduce them to some people they could make friends with. They were fresh out of Eastern Europe, coming to the UK to be an au pair. Naturally, I obliged. I know loads of people, especially people for whom “Eastern European au pair” would seem quite an appealing sort of person to get to know – exotic, caring, probably really good looking to boot.

Two articles were recently brought to my attention based on a recently published book, "Living Dolls" by Natasha Waltersregarding the rise of feminism and its relationship with apparently blossoming levels of promiscuity, particularly among the unwashed masses. In an odd but nonetheless interesting article by Yasmin Alibhai-Brown, this licentiousness breeds extremism.

Hello and welcome to another edition of me preaching the controversy!

Last week, we discussed my absolute favourite method for asking out your true love. How did it go? If it went well, you're probably reading this on some train from fuck-knows-where, having had very little sleep the night before - you saucy minx you ;-) If it didn't go well, you might be heartbroken, despondent, and generally down in the dumps. But fear not you pretty little specimen of humanity! Help is at hand...

Hello dearest internet nutters and demi-gods alike,

Have you missed me? I'm sure you're bored of me apologising for not being able to blog daily, even my Twitter feed has been running a bit dry as of late, so I'll just crack on with the meaty post, shall I? (Incidentally, vegetarianism is doing well, euphemisms shall continue as normal... normal for me anyway).

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I shall endeavour to post once a week here, I’ve already received plenty of questions, thank you to all those who’ve been Tweeting me – keep ‘em coming and I’ll pick the best one each week.

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The Unfriendly Atheist is a new semi-regular agony aunt column by Carmen, helping you with all the problems and dilemmas of a modern atheist!

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Absolutely spiffing news today for those that aren’t blessed with my incredibly saccharine nature: According to recent research, children who eat sweets and chocolates every day are more likely to be violent later in life! At last, a solution to every concerned Atheist with children who has ever asked the question “What if my kids just aren’t cut out for Atheism?”